If you haven't actually seen Sausage Party, I'll go ahead and save you the trouble. Just don't. Spare yourself the awfulness and just watch literally anything else. I should have quit as soon as the thing raped the juicebox to death. Yeah, you read that right. It ends with a full on food orgy, giving a whole new meaning to the hashtag "food porn". They aren't shy about it either. It's disturbing and crass and disgusting. It made me nauseous.
At some point, I just got angry at the whole thing. Why on earth am I toiling away at my desk job (ok toiling is a stretch, but you get the point) when schmucks like this make piles of trash like this? If someone wants to throw $19 million dollars my way, I'd be happy to make something way better than this. In watching the trailer and reading about it online before it came out, it seemed like a really interesting concept. I just think that they went entirely too far.
Hey, it made $140 million dollars at the box office, so what the hell do I know?
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